The Crusader

The Crusader (2003) by Michael Eisner — Bantam Books
As sold by Crappy Old Books

Ever wonder what happens when a 12th-century knight crashes into 21st-century corporate America? Neither did we. But Michael Eisner — yes, that Michael Eisner — went ahead and wrote The Crusader anyway.

In this surprisingly earnest, occasionally bonkers novel, a headstrong museum curator stumbles on an ancient secret that sends her down a rabbit hole of medieval mayhem, religious relics, and possibly the world’s least plausible conspiracy. Enter a mysterious figure who may or may not be a time-traveling Templar — or just a guy really committed to cosplay.

Originally released by Bantam Books in 2003 and now rescued from the dusty corners of literary oblivion by Crappy Old Books, The Crusader is equal parts thriller, historical romp, and corporate fever dream. Is it good? Who’s to say? But it’s definitely something.

Perfect for fans of:
Ancient orders with modern agendas
Plots that involve both swords and suits
Books you can read ironically or maybe enjoy unironically after a glass of wine

Good condition, like new, but has a ring mark from a cup of something on the cover.

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