Carnal Crimes

In the grand tradition of literary conundrums, where the reader is left to ponder the more peculiar inclinations of humanity, we present you with "Carnal Crimes" by none other than the enigmatic John Dunning. First published in the glamorous, neon-lit landscape of 1988, the book promises a scintillating exploration of society’s underbelly, all viewed through the lens of a writer who probably had a penchant for shoulder pads and synth music. It’s a page-turner for those who enjoy a side of societal satire with their criminal escapades.

Dunning’s style is both irreverent and, dare we say, delightfully sardonic. The narrative is laced with a curious blend of dark humour and poignant observations, making you question just how far one might go in the name of desire (or perhaps just a really bad decision). Each chapter seems to be a punchline waiting for its moment, all the while weaving a story that crassly touches on the most taboo of subjects. If you’ve ever wondered what lurks behind the curtains of polite society, you might find yourself both horrified and amused.

The book’s title alone, "Carnal Crimes", conjures a sense of both intrigue and potential mischief, as if Dunning is inviting you to a dinner party where the main dish is scandal and the dessert is regret. Who knew that reading could feel like both a guilty pleasure and a voyeuristic journey through the murky waters of human nature? You might find yourself clutching the book and smirking at the absurdity of it all, while simultaneously shaking your head in disbelief, wondering what on earth the author was thinking. Were his muses intoxicated? Or just particularly cheeky?

As an Arrow Books Ltd. publication, it’s clear that this tome was destined for the bookshelf of the eclectic reader, perhaps sandwiched between a dog-eared copy of a 1980s thriller and a self-help book that promises to unlock your potential through the power of positive thinking. If you’re searching for a reading experience that feels both nostalgic and absurdly contemporary—like a mullet on a catwalk—then you’ve stumbled upon the right volume.

But let’s not forget the real allure of this novel: the chance to relish in the intriguing absurdities of life that Dunning portrays, as he expertly crafts a world where moral boundaries are as elastic as the waistband of your favourite pair of sweatpants. The book tantalises with hints of scandal, daring the reader to navigate its murky depths while clutching a cup of tea, perhaps wondering if it would be socially acceptable to read it in public. Spoiler alert: it probably isn’t.

As you turn the pages, you might find yourself confronted with a delightful array of questionable choices made by characters who were clearly never instructed on the finer points of decision-making. You will likely chuckle, grimace, and experience the occasional existential crisis as you contemplate the choices of those in Dunning’s universe. It’s a kaleidoscope of whimsy and woe, all wrapped up in a cover that may or may not have seen better days.

Condition: Used, with just the right amount of wear and tear to give it that delightful ‘well-loved’ appearance. Expect dog-eared pages that whisper secrets of previous readers and perhaps the occasional coffee stain that adds a touch of authenticity. It’s the kind of book that begs to be read while lounging in a slightly overstuffed armchair, preferably with a glass of something that might just mask the existential ponderings that arise.

So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of the bizarre, or you simply enjoy a good chuckle at the expense of societal norms, "Carnal Crimes" could be the quirky addition to your shelf that you’ve been searching for. After all, life is too short for boring books, and Crappy Old Books has your back in the pursuit of the wonderfully strange. Snag this treasure today and prepare for a reading experience as rich and layered as a poorly made lasagna.

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